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An unforeseen plot twist arose when, in a final attempt to jar my family into cooperation, I cast the baby Jesus to the ground and began to repeatedly bludgeon him with my cane. Even though they weren’t religious, the violent blasphemy unfolding before them made my family feel slightly uncomfortable.
Hyperbole and a Half
(Source: hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com)
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I totally saw a hunchback today at the Somerville library today on highland ave. An actual hunchback. Not an old man with a bad back. I’m talking Quasimodo here. He was lurking around the shelves making grunting noises. Then I stopped staring and looked up and he disappeared to go hang out with some gargoyles or something.
Tiny Faye
(Source: forums.somethingawful.com)
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A large, loud truck came around frequently and took away all the bags of food people left out for us, and then meals would be scarce for a day or two. I didn’t like that truck, nor the greedy men who hopped off it to scoop up all the food for themselves, despite the fact that they and their truck smelled glorious.
A Dog’s Purpose
(Source: amazon.com)
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Yeah, I’ll admit it, I hate Twilight too. They told me it was gonna be a movie about vampires, and I was like ‘Fuck yeah, we’re in a horror movie with this shitty pop song I wrote!’. Then I found out it’s not a horror movie, it’s some stupid fucking romance novel shit with a creepy stalker. And they play baseball to our song. What the hell?
Matt Bellamy, on Muse being ashamed to be a part of Twilight.
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Greg Greenway - Massachusetts
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A History of Obama Feigning Interest in Mundane Things
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I graduated from Northeastern with a degree in computer science and math in 2011. The three best decisions I've ever made were going to Northeastern, liking sports, and moving to East Boston.
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